Wednesday 15 October 2008

Hello reader

Three beekeepers meet at a conference.

One asks the other two, "So, how many bees do you have?"

The second beekeeper responds, "Well, I have around 50,000 bees in 3 hives."

The third says, "I have about 150,000 bees in 8 hives. How many do you have?"

"Oh, I have about a million bees," says the first beekeeper.

"A million bees?! How many hives do you have?"

"Just the one."

"You have a million bees in one hive?!"

"Yeah..." he says. "Fuck 'em, they're only bees."

1 comment:

Laila said...

Your blog is really funny! I like the graffiti walls thing, especially the first one with the hand dryer thing haha. Great job!